My fellow netizens, it is with great joy I share with you the news of Harry being OK. We are currently in negotiations with Harry’s captors over ransom demands. His captors assure us Harry is fine and in good hands. They sent this picture to prove to the world that no harm has come to Harry with the only message being “The gnome is up for ransom…we are taking care of him for now! H and I have a plan 
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Harry at MMMF
I probably will have to buy VIP tickets to McDowell Mountain Music Festival for the rest of my life if I ever want to see Harry again. I could always send his beer goggles to them and let him travel with his captors till next years MMMF? Hmm. It should be interesting to see what they come up with, I’ll keep you all posted as updates on this crisis come in. In the meantime, let’s make his captors happy and either buy tickets for next year or sign up to volunteer for MMMF 2010.
Still no word, but I trust no news is good news.
It’s been too long without a ransom note or anything? Don’t you watch those detective shows?? By now, Harry could be in Timbuktoo, or worse, Mexico! He never got his flu shots this year and he’s without his beer goggles! I’m getting worried!!!